So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
two words...techno handjob
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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