We won't sleep together?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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