I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Randomize
