Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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