i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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