i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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