in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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