Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
