It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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