it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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