Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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