im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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