You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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