just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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