Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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