it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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