So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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