Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
