I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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