1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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