We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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