Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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