Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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