2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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