I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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