You're completely useless in the revolution.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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