So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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