also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The struggles of a small town man whore
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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