just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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