Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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