yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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