we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
