Your mouth is God's brothel.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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