What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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