I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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