Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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