Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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