STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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