There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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