fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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