I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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