I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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