Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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