her vagine was all disorganized.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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