Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
