Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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