Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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