you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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