is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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