I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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