STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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