Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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