thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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