I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The cops high fived after they tackled you
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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